Swap?

This about sums up my mood at work today....



If I work with you and you piss me off today...

I can and will slay you

I think I'd like to swap lives with Eliza Dushku. She gets to be the cool, kick-ass, sexy chick in everything. Buffy, Bring It On, Tru Calling... that shit would be fun.

I always get cast as the clumsy one. Probably because I am. Even after 6 weeks of fight training for Shakespeare I still managed to get the bloody sword stuck in the hilt most shows. Also, I'm always covered in bruises and I'm never quite sure how I got them. And no, that's not directly related to the amount of alcohol I've been consuming of late. I'm just a klutz. And there's nothing cool, kick-ass or sexy about being a klutz.

The RocKat & I are gonna quit this Toxic Workplace of Doom and form our own rebel theatre company. Anyone wanna join?

19 days until Lulu returns...

This is the slayer signing off.