You make my Mondays. You lovely Trainer Bob you. You gorgeous Tennessee spunkrat.
But Bob aside... who else besides me thinks that Jen, Shannon and Suzanne are total bitches who need to be given a smack around the head?
Everytime I watch those three witches I am more and more convinced they are really Michelle, Linda and Zoe in disguise.
Que?
Michelle, Linda and Zoe were the three biggest bitches in my class in Year 8. They were pretty, popular and they made my life miserable for a good long while, for no particular reason other than that I wasn't strong enough to stand up for myself.
Having escaped high school, changed social circles and then most importantly, spent as little amount of time in my hometown as possible for about 10 years, I have no idea what happened to them.
But from what I last heard, Zoe would make all the girls on The Biggest Loser look like Kate Moss.
That's karma.
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