The people who actually create these things must be pretty warped. For instance...
Your Outrageous Name is: |
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I love that my outrageous name is Betty Humpter. Makes me sound like a sex fiend. But I love the little purple creature (who I assume is meant to be symbolic of my outrageous name) more.
Then there's this little gem:
Your French Name is: |
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Hortense. Sounds like a horse. Brings to mind images of Camilla Parker-Bowles (or is she now Camilla Windsor?) getting ready for a bit of a giddy up at the country estate in Burberry headscarf and beige jodhpurs. Couldn't it have been something a bit sexier? I don't like it.
This one made me laugh:
| Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart |
 What You Call Him: Daddy-o Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland |
Yeah Daddy-o. You're so cool. Can we, like, go to Disneyland every weekend and use your star power to not have to queue up for Space Mountain? Can we? You can, like, pretend that you're the captain of our spaceship. Awesome.
The picture that accompanied this next one was a bit dodgy:
| You're an Expert Kisser |
 You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable |
I'm very flattered el-Quiz-Master that you think I'm an expert kisser, however if that picture is the standard for achieving expert status then I would be asking you to give me a higher status. Those two look like a pair of teenagers behind the bike shed at lunchtime trying not to get their braces caught together.
This one is self-explanatory:
| Your Birthdate: June 20 |
 You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride. Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing. When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it. It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious. Your strength: Your warm heart Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions Your power color: Black Your power symbol: Musical note Your power month: February |
On the whole, fairly accurate. Especially the bit about my mood. When I'm in a stinker watch out - I'll bring you and the entire neighbourhood down with me. Keep your distance.
Good thing I like rollercoasters.
Hey Daddy-o can we go on the Mad Hatter's Teacups now? Can we? Can we? Pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee? You can spin. Then let's go eat hot dogs and cotton candy. And get our photo taken with Mickey.
3 comments:
You share your birthday with my eldest niece!
And all those things apply to her - even at the age of 15.
Not sure about the coral one either though...
mine told me I was obsessed with status and money.
*wonders if I was swapped at the hospital*
However, my daddy was Darth Vader and I call him 'Who's your Daddy'.
That's cool
Ooooooh - Darth Vader!!
That's cooler than Patrick Stewart!
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