my blood began to boil and I just had to put my two cents worth in.
According to the people at ninemsn (who obviously have waaaay to much time on their hands), that photo is what the soon-to-be offspring of Bragelina will look like.
Fine, announce the pregnancy. Nice bit of gossip for the water cooler crowd.
But publishing that picture? Honestly...
It irritates me beyond belief that there is so much coverage on these two and that the press are going into so much detail. So Brangelina are having a baby of their own (ie not a bought one). Great. Just what the world needs. A miniature version of those two.
Am I alone in thinking that these people should not be held up as a good example to society?
If reports are to be believed, he's an adulterer who appears not to give a flying monkeys about his ex-wife's feelings (hmmmm... maybe he's related to Tom Cruise?) and she's a smug, botoxed, "ethnic-babies-make-great-fashion-accessories" husband stealer, who makes that poor child (and unfortunately named) Maddox walk around with a ridiculous haircut. And it would seem that she's now making Brad walk around with bad hair too.
Heaven help Zahara when her hair starts to grow.
I'm sure we'll see a million and one pictures when the baby is born... so why do we have to see one now? I'm sure there'll be a 10 page spread in Hello! and a 15 page spread in Vanity Fair with the two of them all lovey-dovey with their little United Nations brood when the time comes, so why do we have to see pictures now?
Spare us.
The ever-graceful Jennifer Aniston has refused to comment... good for her. She might not be the greatest actress in the world, but at least she has kept her dignity over this sordid mess.
However on the off-chance she's looking for a baby gift for Bragelina Jnr, I would suggest either a mini vial of mummy & daddy's blood to wear on a chain around its neck, or a t-shirt with "Its the Pitts being a Jolie" emblazoned across the front.
Anyone got any other suggestions?
3 comments:
I reckon Jen should get the kid its first tatt.
It could say what you had as the T-shirt slogan, or perhaps "I ♥ Mummy's milk bottles", ... because let's face it - we all do.
All of us.
(Don't try to deny it.)
I think I must be the only person on the planet who can't stand Angelina Jolie... every time I see her smug face I just want to slap her.
I'm in a minority... but that's nothing new.
Well it is Friday 13th...
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