But this report takes the cake... it really does. It makes me want to go and beat him over the head with an Ab Master.
Cruise Hires Babysitters So Holmes Can Get in Shape
Tom Cruise has hired a team of babysitters for his fiancee Katie Holmes so she has time to get in shape for their glitzy wedding ceremony. According to gossip website Tmz.com, the Mission Impossible actor is reportedly "very concerned" the actress loses the weight she gained while pregnant before their big day, which is set to take place in early November. To ensure Holmes looks perfect when she walks down the aisle, Cruise has joined her on the grueling training sessions - and has drafted an army of babysitters to look after their baby daughter Suri so they can exercise without any interruptions.
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"Very concerned" that she lose weight. Why, cos she's FAT? She just had a baby, you loser. Which may or may not be yours, depending on which conspiracy theory you subscribe to... but that's a whole other post.
Women get a little tubby when they get pregnant Tom - its part of the deal. They're carrying another human around inside them. I know Nicole has been and always will be a stick, but she ADOPTED those kids. Some other women got a little chubby so she didn't have to.
Here's an idea Tom. How about you worry about what YOU look like for the big day... maybe get a head transplant? You're not exactly phwooooaarrrr material these days. In fact I don't think you ever were. Leave Katie alone. She's given you the kid you always wanted, she's marrying you - isn't that enough?
And Katie... get some freakin' backbone girl. Tell him to shut up. If he doesn't think you look good enough to marry then tell him to go jump. I think you look fine... as does most of the (normal) world.
Although you might want to look in the mirror before you go out to make sure you don't have another incident like this one...
Hitch the straps up a bit luv. The maternity bra is a bit too visible.
4 comments:
1) Who cares?
2) Who knows what really happened: Let's talk sources: Let's talk who said what.
3) We all know he's a fruit bat, this is no shock. Is it a shock to you, mm? Are you surprised? Did your ican'tbelievethisometer even register?
4) Who cares.
Hello problematic! I don't think we've met... how did you find me? Were you googling TomKat? Are you a Scientologist?
Tell me about yourself. I like to know who's reading my blog.
Anyway. Fruit bat. Yes. Good expression! Mind if I use it sometime?
And no, I wasn't surprised. But he is a good source of blog material for me.
I am a gossip queen after all.
If there were degrees in this shit I'd have a PhD.
And before you think it, no, I'm not a bimbo. I just happen to be fascinated by people and what they do.
Kat(i)e has been brainwashed.
I hope she snaps out of it someday.
Let's hope Susanne...
Maybe when her ten year contract is up?
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