Oh Dear.

We're not a happy team at Hawthorn

We're not the mighty fighting Hawks

We love our club, but we didn't play to win.

We didn't fight the foe with a grin.

Come what may we were not striving.

Team work wasn't the thing that talked.

All for one but we had none.

Was the way we played at Hawthorn.

We're not the mighty fighting Hawks.



Appalling effort boys. Appalling. I've seen more fire in a pilot light. At half time I was ready to slash my wrists... 2 goals to their 15 was an embarrassment even I found hard to deal with.

But what's most embarrassing is that you lost to Port Adelaide. PORT ADELAIDE!!! Do you realise how much I hate that team? Despite being a loyal Hawks girl since age 5, I did happen to grow up in Glenelg you know. Its mandatory to hate Port Adelaide if you grew up in Glenelg. OK, so due to a cock-up of the father-son rule they have the Cornes boys (sons of super-coach Graham), but they're still scum. I wouldn't have minded if you'd lost to Geelong or Melbourne or even Freo. But Port Adelaide is something my little Glenelg-raised heart cannot deal with.

Very disappointed in you all. Very disappointed.

No ticker.

Oh and a message to the Bombers - shift over. We've got our eye on that wooden spoon.

I'm going to the pub now... drown my sorrows.

Oh my audition went fabulously by the way... I have a recall on Wednesday. Thanks for asking.