Regular readers of my blog (and those who know me well), will be well aware of my devotion to the youngest (and cutest) of the Wilson Brothers. Imagine, if you will, the horror with which I read this article on the ninemsn website today...
In case you can't be bothered going to the link, I've copied the text below.
Actor Luke Wilson has told how he is too scared to dump girls — so he acts up until they leave him.
The star - who has dated screen beauties Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow in the past - admits he is gutless.
But he says it often works out better that way.
He said: "Even if I want out, I don't have the guts to just leave.I just start acting really surly and cranky until they leave me. I don't think anything's over the line when you want out. You see the fence, and you just start running for it."
Asked how long he normally has to wait before the girl runs for it, the 34-year-old told US radio shock jock Howard Stern: "I'd say you need 90 days. It's almost like double time, though, because three months feels like six months because you're so horrible to be with."
I've loved and lusted after you for so long, and now you dump this on me.
Its enough to make a girl run in the opposite direction.
I'd still go out with you if you asked me though.