Regular readers of my blog (and those who know me well), will be well aware of my devotion to the youngest (and cutest) of the Wilson Brothers. Imagine, if you will, the horror with which I read this article on the ninemsn website today...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=117025
In case you can't be bothered going to the link, I've copied the text below.
Actor Luke Wilson has told how he is too scared to dump girls — so he acts up until they leave him.
The star - who has dated screen beauties Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow in the past - admits he is gutless.
But he says it often works out better that way.
He said: "Even if I want out, I don't have the guts to just leave.I just start acting really surly and cranky until they leave me. I don't think anything's over the line when you want out. You see the fence, and you just start running for it."
Asked how long he normally has to wait before the girl runs for it, the 34-year-old told US radio shock jock Howard Stern: "I'd say you need 90 days. It's almost like double time, though, because three months feels like six months because you're so horrible to be with."
Luke.
Oh, Luke.
I've loved and lusted after you for so long, and now you dump this on me.
Its enough to make a girl run in the opposite direction.
I'd still go out with you if you asked me though.
11 comments:
of course you would. go out with him if he asked. and you would ask me along as chaperone, wouldn't you????
i like luke too. and yes, he's the one in the sjp family stone movie. cute as.
the one with the better nose than owen. who is currently in the spawn of hawn movie.
no, i'm indifferent to her dxxxx. the spawn thing just came out neatly cause it rhymes with hawn. i just go with it sometimes, you know?
OWEN IS MY HEARTTHROB!
I can't explain it.
Mebbe the nose has magical hypnotising properties, but he is TEH HOTT =o)
Yup. Luke. Family Stone.
Yup. Owen. Spawn of Hawn co-star (like the rhyming there mg!)
And yes, mg, you can be chaperone.
BUT I'D BE TAKING HIM HOME WITH ME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.
JUST ME. AND HIM.
Just so's we've got that clear.
Oh and Enny, yes, Owen is hot. But his nose and my nose would produce a very bad nose for a baby, so Luke has to father my babies.
So this is girl talk, eh? Isnt there an older actor brother as well?
Andrew.
His most notable role was as the chauffeur for Tim Curry's character in Charlie's Angels.
You know, the scene at the racetrack when Drew licked the steering wheel.
Obviously I am out of my league here.
oh chai, you make me laugh
[ruffles chai's hair affectionately]
But mummy! I wanna talk about pretty girls!!
[pouts in corner]
Hey! Not the hair.
now boys.
you just let the ladies indulge in their fantasies.
x
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