Its been an interesting year, but I'm ready to let you go.
You brought me lots of good things and a few not-so-good things, however like 2003 and 2004 before you, you completely failed on the romance front.
For that reason you're dumped.
Goodbye,
Magical_M
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Dear 2006,
Welcome! I'm looking forward to a good year from you.
Amongst your many duties for the coming year (great career, more money, etc) I would like you to specifically concentrate on the following task:
Find me a nice sensible boyfriend and stop me from forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts.*
May the force be with you.
Love,
Magical_M
* Thanks Bridget
3 comments:
Hear hear for 2006 letter. I wonder if there actually are any guys that don't fall into any of those categories?
I'm not sure sub... I've yet to find one who is actually available but I'm the eternal optimist!
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