There are still no leads on Mr Isaak or the Wernham Hogg crew.
But I'm pleased to report that Sean Preston's mamma is back! She mysteriously turned up on New Year's Day amongst the albums filed under "M". Who knows, maybe she preferred being amongst Madness, Massive Attack, Madonna and Sarah McLachlan.
Maybe whoever put her there doesn't know their alphabet.
But she's back now where she belongs with Swoop, Steps, Spandau Ballet and Smashing Pumpkins.
And luckily my flatmates weren't home on Monday (it being a public holiday and all) so she was cranked up while I did a spot of dusting and hoovering.
Welcome back Brit. Don't suppose you saw the boys on your travels?
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Ok, if you keep showing that, I'm going to have to know exactly how much hog fat it takes to look exactly like a shiny shiny plastic doll dipped in hog fat?
So are these other two items also going to turn up in your own possessions??!!?
Sub - I reckon it'd take about 20 litres of hog fat to get her looking that shiny. But I'll check for you.
Bevis - sadly there is still no sign of the other two items (Brit's return inspired me to launch yet another massive house-hunt) and that leads me to believe that they're never coming back.
*sniff*
Hang in there, Madge. I'm sure someone will take pity on you.
You missed the Christmas fairies being kind and nice ... maybe you didn't pour it on enough ... but perhaps by the time your birthday rolls around, you'll have stamped your foot so much that someone will buy new copies for you.
(Not me, though.)
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